“Arrr, me hearties! If ye be lookin' for a treasure worth its weight in gold, then feast yer eyes and taste buds on Centerboard Bread's sourdough! Tis a loaf that be as hearty and bold as the seas I've sailed! Each bite be as satisfying as findin' a chest o' gems. So, me buccaneers, hoist the anchor and set a course for Centerboard Bread, for their sourdough be the true treasure of the seven loaves!" -Blackbeard